Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God took a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!"
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people,"
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a triangular
land mass and said, "What is that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's India the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, waterfalls and
vineyards. The people from India are going to be very beautiful,
handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be
found traveling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking and high-achieving and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace, play cricket
and win world test matches. Even their wine will be appreciated and
exported to far places."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the clowns that will run their
government."
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